About...me?

Most likely you're here because you're scratching your head, or whatever it is you scratch when you're confused. I mean...pigeons? Vinyl? Egypt?? The truth is, sometimes I'm confused too. Why did I start this website? Mainly because I was frustrated with censorship from my regular outlet in magazines. I was sick of my work being controlled and edited. What started as a fictional project like many others I worked on slowly turned into a life changing event. For a character to be so closely based on yourself, the line between reality and fiction suddenly becomes blurred and to be quite honest I am not sure where I end and he begins, what happened to him and what actually happened to me.

This might be a good thing, literature wise. Getting into character and all that. The trouble is I can't seem to find my way back anymore.

Contact: base@apigeoncalledfrank.com

DISCLAIMER

To the readers:

This disclaimer is a result of stupid legal bureaucracy and lack of the freedom of speach we should all rightfully have. Please don't use articles or images without taking my consent. And I'm not going to apologize if there is something you read here that has offended you. I'm just being honest and I'm sure that if you look past the kidnapped dogs and the pigeons called frank, you'll find that there are some sound points that might change the way you look at things if you approach them with an open mind. I realize sometimes i can get a bit overboard with making fun of nationalism or religion, but hey, even God has a sense of humor (he created it!) so lighten up.

To the government regulators or lawyers:

I am so unbelievably sorry. I never meant to be unnationalistic or blasphemous, i don't know what got into me and I promise i will take the entire website down immediately. Wow, looking back at all the horrid things I've written i make myself sick. Please, please, please don't take me to jail.