Which cartoon character would you sleep with?

I know what you’re thinking; there’s way too much ‘general obscenities’ posts these days. Let me assure you I agree and really dislike it too. This will be the last. Maybe.

So based on an intriguing (and completely unexpected!) comment by ‘R.ElGayar’ on the last post, I decided to gather up some of your cartoon fantasies in one place because let’s face it, at one point or another we’ve all thought about rogering someone in 2D.fine ass betty from archie

I’ve already stated that my choice would be BETTY from Archie Comics. Why? Well, she’s easy going and fine as hell. Low maintenance and is probably the kind of ‘nice girl’ on the outside that turns into a sexual demon once the lights go off. Archie is a fag for always giving her the cold shoulder…ahem….

OK…so I want everyone to pitch in with this one (and if you can include any Arabic cartoons all the better), even if you’re super-religious and don’t believe in casual premarital sex. But for god sakes, it’s just cartoon characters! Grow up, would you?

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Discussion:

Blushing said:

Batmani wanna do batman
Imagin this…upside down hanging from the ceiling :D

La Gitana said:

Jessica Rabbit. i wanna do jessica

And yes, I am aware that I am a girl, but if I were a guy, Jessica would be top of the list.

i wanna do clopinHey, Jessica Rabbit WAS hot… But I’d fear suffocation. Um. Batman is hot too. I’d go for the whole Gothic tortured hero thing… Don’t ask me why, but I used to think Clopin was hot, from Hunchback of Notre Dame by Disney. Seriously. Don’t ask. I always go for the weird ones…

And so I said...

Blushing: niiiiiiiiice!

La Gitana: I love you. I love you and want to have your babies.

Teacherlady: haha, wow ‘clopin’ thats a good one, very unexpected

R.Elgayar said:

i wanna do shaggyThat is so funny because I too, kept thinking of Jessica Rabbit!! I am glad to see I am not the only woman with a wicked mind. I guess because she reeks of sexiness in the cartoon world. I still am not finding a cartoon guy I would wanna hook up with. I could just hang out and chill though with that pothead Shaggy from Scooby Doo, he seems like an easy going dude and his dog is cute. But sex with Shaggy, no way.

La Gitana said:

hahaha glad to know my unhealthy obsession with Jessica is so widely accepted! What sane individual wouldn’t want to do her? She’s the sexiest cartoon character ever to grace the silver screen. I want to be her in my next life.

a little birdy said:

i wanna do a mermaidas a cute crab in the little mermaid almost sang, “and you dont know why, you’re just dying to try — you wanna shag the girl” (shalalala etc.– seriously)

Divinyl said:

BBWW - Big Beautiful Wonder Woman! Definitely.i wanna do wonder woman

http://fatwonderwoman.blogspot.com/

;o)

Jason said:

Amy Wong from Futurama. i wanna do amyI’d do things to her that are too X rated for even the steamiest porn sites :P

And so I said...

R.ElGayar: I think it depends how much of that ’scooby weed’ u guys smoke together. u never know, suddenly he might seem like brad pitt…hehe…

birdy: mermaid sex? hmm…but where is the…i mean, how can i…umm…forget it. But just wondering, would that count as bestiality??!

Divinyl: niiice, more cushion for the super pushin!

Jason: haha good choice!

KJ said:

i wanna do chidoriOh man, my anime list is huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge!

Damn this is hard.

I guess I would go for Kaname Chidori http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaname_Chidori from Full Metal Panic… because she is rough and violent and I like it that way

KJ said:

Or Melissa Mao http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melissa_Mao

*runs out of lubricants*

Hani obaid said:

i wanna do laraI’m gonna go conventional and say Lara Croft. She knows how to use a whip (always a plus). Oh and a British accent always works wonders for me !

a little birdy said:

she GETS legs and…other…girly parts…by the end of the freakin movie– and bestiality is just animal rape. they deserve counselling too. plus, i was trying to give anonymous advice– you sound like you need to get laid :) you should shag the first non-animated girl that’s nice to you *nudge, nudge*

R.Elgayar said:

That would have to be some powerful “shaggy weed” for me to lose all my senses and get it on with Shaggy. Now if we were in Cairo smoking that bango shit with my shisha pipe, who knows, I guess it’s remotely possible:-)))))))))) Maybe if Shaggy slipped something in my “sex on the beach” cocktail, he could do with me as he wished.

KJ said:

Hani, Lady Croft is a game character not a cartoon character ;)

As a side note I slept with Angelina Jolie twice :D

And so I said...

KJ: nice choices man. and no, you did not sleep with Angelina Jolie you god damn liar! We’ve been in a committed relationship for years now and she wouldn’t do that…

Hani: I’m afraid KJ’s right dude. And she’s not even a 2D game character, so I’m sorry we’re going to need another valid entry from you…

Birdy: You are absolutely right. If you happen to meet one, tell her to call me at 555-BLUEBALLS. I will accept the long distance charges too.

ElGayar: LOL!! It’s true though, our egyptian bango is way more psychedelic and effective than shaggy weed. Just look at our government!! :-)

i wanna do simbaok, don’t jail me…but adult simba. something about that lion sex scene always turned me on even as a kid…

KJ said:

Oh I soooooooooooooooooooooooo did man

TWICE

Munqy said:

i wanna do aphroditeDoes she have to be organic?

If not, Aphrodite from Mazinger. There’s just something about those “missiles” firing that gets me every time…

embee said:

i wanna do homerErrr.. How come no body mentioned Homer? Homer is the HAWTTEST thing EVER!

And so I said...

forsooth: ewwww….but niiiiiice!

KJ: PROVE IT!! and i’m talking celebrity sex tape containing a threesome with u and moogle!! hahaha

Munqy: duuuuuuude…good one!

embee: No one can deny that Homer IS a sexy bitch…

7aki Fadi said:

I meant to say he’s the pirate in that show. What’s his name by the way? He’s in the link at the top of the picture.

Tala said:

how come no one mentioned Johnny Bravo?? lol
but Aladdin was my all time prince charming

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