Your Weirdest Dream

Inspired by Fesh’s comment on the last post , I thought it would be interesting to collect some of the weirdest, freakiest and bizarre dreams from the blogosphere, and since apparently we are all sick individuals (for we are shun by the real world and seek the anonymity of the internet) this should make a pretty interesting list.

It doesn’t have to be reccuring or anything, just one of those dreams you wake up from thinking “what the hell was I smoking last night??” And keep your purely wet dreams to yourself. Or email me privately.

Okay…let me get the ball rolling with my own personal weirdest dream…

It starts with me running through a green field at hyper-speed, then at some point a net drops from a hot air balloon and takes me away. It turns out it’s Margaret Thatcher (dressed in a black vinyl bodysuit) in the hot air balloon, and she takes me away to her mansion and makes me her servant. At some point Halle Berry busts in (I had just seen swordfish) and they have an epic fight. The next flash finds us in a tropical island, with me and Ms Berry living a happy life and mating frequently, and we’re running a club by the beach together. I begin to notice that Halle Berry speaks Arabic a lot, saying things like “yalla habiby!” in a weird khaliji accent, and that’s when I realize she isn’t really Halle Berry but actually a UAE imposter. Suddenly zombies begin to attack our club and after fighting them off a few times with the fake Halle Berry I wake up because it’s all gotten way way too bizarre and I realize I’m dreaming…

Alright, so that’s me. Your turn!

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