10 Random Things (bring the pain!)

Another day, another list. This time the tag is coutesy of embee, who has YET to reveal her weirdest dream in the last post and no god dammit I will not let it go!

ahem..anyway, here we go…

1.  I am still a baby when it comes to brushing my teeth, cutting my hair or keeping my nails short. I do it only when everyone starts nagging that they don’t want to be seen with me like that. When the phone stops ringing entirely for weeks, I give in.

2. I’ve just quit my office job and am planning my complete transition into hermit-hood. I am looking for a nice tree to spend the rest of my days under and i’ve ordered a goat that should arrive any minute now.

3. One of the things that keeps me alive and having a lust for life is the fact that there is ALWAYS more good music\films\art to experience, as long as you take the time to search.

4. I can’t stop drinking diet pepsi. I swear to god, they got cocaine or something in that mofo. I want to stop, but i cant…

5. I have had very bad eyesight since I was a kid and I’ve had glasses since my early teens. I’ve worn them maybe 5 times since then. I prefer things a bit blurry, it makes life more surreal and dreamlike….

6.  My favorite Beatle is a 3 way tie between Lennon-McCartney-Harrison. =)

7. My favorite Python is Eric Idle. wink wink, nudge nudge.

8.  I think the world is going to end pretty soon. All the signs are there. And we know it.

9. I have recently become vegetarian. Go on, let me have it…

10. If I were to ever be resurrected I want to return as an original pressing vinyl record of Iggy Pop’s Lust For Life.

There you have it, ten incredibly random things about the guy who knows a pigeon called Frank. Honestly I don’t have the energy to tag anyone, so if you feel like doing this then go ahead!

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Are you sure Frank and the goat are going to get along?

Dude you were _this_ close to having the dream revealed. Diet pepsi did its magic and the bond was starting to form. (My friends can spot my car anywhere courtesy of no less than 5 diet pepsi 1 ltr bottles on the back seat - I have it no other way).

But now you’re back to square one with the veggie revelation. Tsk Tsk.

You’ll have to get Harrison & Idle to serenade me with “Tweeter & The Monkey Man” to move forward from square one. Your move.

welcome to the mad mad world of the egyptian vegeterian ! have your friends started tutting at your food choices and has your grandmother gone into denial yet ? you know something weird
I have always wanted to have a goat , mainly to go romping with in the swiss alps ala heidi

Did you know that George Harrison donned the costume of the Canadian Mountie and sang the Lumberjack Song during one of Monty Python’s live performances and no one in the audience knew?! How cool is that…?

Gitana: Only I can see Frank, so there are no worries there. =)

embee: dammit woman, why ya gots to penalize me for my honesty?!? hehe, i said ‘penalize’…

hebe: Absolutely, the last time i was getting this much crap from people was when i died my hair orange when i was 15, during the psychedelic ‘rave’ days. Which is weird that they’re bitching now, because at least this time they dont have to be seen with a freak. Swiss alps, u say?

Teacherlady: duuuude, no way!! I know that he was close with them and financed Life of Brian, but no i had no idea about that. Ok, i’m gonna go search through hours of footage, excuse me… :)

If I remember, I’ll look up which performance it was to save you the time… It’s in my Pythons autobiography book…

ANA

you didn’t quit your job because of hideous reception woman. you shoulda stayed in the ring and turned the tables on her, that would have been worth staying for.

ANA

first sentence should have been phrased as a question….half asleep sorry




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