BIZZARO ARABIA volume 1!

Hey there everyone.

I have very good news...I'm signing with a new publishing house

and if all goes well you may be holding a copy of my book

within a few weeks!

More good news; apparently my ex-publisher is in

jail for fraud! I would pray that he is getting

gang-raped on the inside were it not for the fact

that I think he would enjoy it...

yes, harsh, but this man is a giant asshole posing

as a non-asshole, which as everyone knows is the worst kind of asshole.

As you wait for my grand debut, try to enjoy

the following 4am work of madness:

Did you enjoy that boys and girls? Then subscribe!