Testimonials

"Every once in a while, a book comes along that contains words placed consecutively one after the other on many different pages. This is one of those books."
- Hanz Bradlyfishnof, co-founder of the Moral Movement of Bulgaria

"If this story was a fruit, it would most definitely be a pear. I mean that."
- Fareed el Sukary, a retired gynaecologist

"Describe what book? Melancholia? I haven't read it yet."
-Hala, a procrastinator

"Of course I completely support you on all your endeavours, and to a big extent I found the book amusing. I just don't understand why I was absent for the majority of it. Seriously, what's up with that?"
- Frank, a fictional pigeon

"Frank, I should have never put you on the cover, you ingrate."
- Basil Fateen, a fictional author